Movie/TV Reviews

The leader of our team is an Ex-Hollywood hotshot, so you can guarantee these reviews will not hold back any punches

Superman (2025)

He can leap tall building, but can't dodge a bloated script

Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)

The Land Before Time Forgot to Matter

You're Cordially Invited (2025)

Universal Studios and the return to monsters

Wolfman (2025)

Universal Studios and the return to monsters

Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Take me out of this cash grab fantasy

Unstoppable (2025)

Word's cannot describe the unbelievable journey you're taken on

On Call (2025)

A new vomit inducting Police "Drama"


Fatman (2020)

You'll shoot your eye out kid. Or maybe Santa will


Godzilla (1998)

Yes, He is THAT old. 


The Rift


An Underwater disaster film. 


Gladiator II


"Are you not Amused?!"
Not quite sure how to answer that question, Russell. 


Black Friday

 "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."-Ash Williams
Bruce Campbell is back, Is he still Groovy, baby?


Fifth Element. 

Three Decades and still holds up better than stuff from last week

Wolfman (2025)

Universal Studios and the return to monsters

Neverland Nightmare (2025)

Take me out of this cash grab fantasy

Unstoppable (2025)

Word's cannot describe the unbelievable journey you're taken on

On Call (2025)

A new vomit inducting Police "Drama"


Fatman (2020)

You'll shoot your eye out kid. Or maybe Santa will


Godzilla (1998)

Yes, He is THAT old. 


The Rift


An Underwater disaster film. 


Gladiator II


"Are you not Amused?!"
Not quite sure how to answer that question, Russell. 


Black Friday

 "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."-Ash Williams
Bruce Campbell is back, Is he still Groovy, baby?


Fifth Element. 

Three Decades and still holds up better than stuff from last week


 Apocalypse Z (The Beginning of the End):

Can a cat save this movie? Spoiler alert, yes. 

Red One

Yes, Reindeer can apparently have aerial combat with Jet fighter support. Now you know

Chopping Mall. 

Yes, It is a real movie and yes, it has all the Glorious sheen you would expect of an 80's Robot film. 

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